Security officer catches thieving jock and drills him bare

All right, so do you know what you're being detained for today?

No.

Don't play with me. We have reason to believe you've been stealing multiple times and we have video proof of you.

Really?

Really, sir. It's like, you've come in here multiple times, we've told you to stay out, and you just continue to come, disrespect, vandalize, and steal.